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An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart.
She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her
deodorizer.
Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began
to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells
like someone crapped near a pine tree."
She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her
deodorizer.
Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began
to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells
like someone crapped near a pine tree."
Funny!! 
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