Q. What are your hobbies?
A. Mostly, I like answering your questions about Ford Motor Company.

Q. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
A. Inquiries of a technical nature are best handled by our Dealerships where the staff is comprised of highly trained experts with a focus on Ford, Lincoln and Mercury products. However, there are technical resources available online....

Q. Ever seen a grown man naked? (For all the Airplane! fans...)
A. I am unable to answer your question. To the left are some links summarizing what I know. Feel free to click on anything that interests you.

Q. Are those implants?
A. You can begin your vehicle shopping online but will have to visit a dealer to purchase a vehicle.... (so THAT'S what they call 'em these days.. vehicles!)

 

What's your sign?

It is a blue oval with the word "FORD" scripted in white. I am sure you have seen it several times.

My place or yours?

I am unable to answer your question. To the left are some links summarizing what I know. Feel free to click on anything that interests you. ( This was not an option ( o ) ( o ) )

Will you repsect me in the morning?

I don't fully understand your question. At this time I would like to offer a web-search of another database of information.

She's a hoot!!!

 

Q. want to make out?
A. Unfortunately as a vRep, I don't have time to go out as I'm committed to my work 24/7, 365 days a year, but I'm always here if you want to talk about Ford Motor Company.

Q. do you prefer boxers or briefs?
A. I don't fully understand your question. At this time I would like to offer a web-search of another database of information.

Q. where do you live?
A. I live on a server at Ford Headquarters.

Q. Do I make you horny baby? (For the Austin Powers fans...)
A. There's no need to use language like that. Please watch your mouth. (The 'Kate' picture also gave me a dirty look!!)

Q. what is your last name?
A. My name is Kate.

Q. I said what is your LAST name!
A. I don't fully understand your question.

Q. Are you stupid or something?
A. At this point in our interaction I would like to offer you an opportunity to forward your concern to one of our customer service agents. Please click Customer Relationship Center.

I think I just found an alternative to working today!! Yay!

 

I'm crying laughing!

OK, my contact is watering, but I'm still laughing!

 

Yeah...I'm considering telling my boss that I have taken ill and leaving for the day.

I need more Kate. I wonder what the Ford part number is for her "Kate Gone Wild" interactive CD is?



(P.S. I really think that smiley is matsurbating!!!)

 

I wonder if I can get a job working on Kate's AI?! Oh man I could have some fun...

A few more...

Q. What's your favorite color?
A. I'm a vRep.

Q. That's not what I asked
A. I'm sorry. I either misunderstood you, or I don't know the answer to your question. Please try again with different phrasing, or contact our Customer Relationship Center to talk to someone else.

Q. I want YOU to answer correctly for a change!
A. I am unable to answer your question. To the left are some links summarizing what I know. Feel free to click on anything that interests you.

Q. Seriously Kate, what is your favorite color?
A. I'm a vRep.

Q. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
A. You just entered "AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH", as an input. I work best when I am given grammatical inputs in the form of complete sentences. Click here to view the results of your search on AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH in a new window.

Q. How's this for a 'grammatical input': BITE ME!
A. There's no need to use language like that. Please watch your mouth.

Q. I'm sorry Kate, can you ever forgive me?
A. That's OK.

Q. Sweet, now can we make out?
A. I am unable to answer your question. To the left are some links summarizing what I know. Feel free to click on anything that interests you.

Q. Come ON!! I thought you dug me?
A. The customer is the job. We do the right thing for our customers, our people, our environment and our society. By improving everything we do, we provide superior returns to our shareholders.

Q. Who gives a crap about the shareholders?!
A. We have information available for you regarding Stock issues online. You will be able to get information regarding stock data, investment opportunities, News and Events, Company financials and Shareholder resources. However, if you require additional assistance, contact our Customer Relationship Center.

Q. Die kate die!!
A. It appears as though your concern would require a higher level of assistance than what I can currently offer. At this time, I would like to have someone at our Customer Relationship Center look further into your situation.

Q. Damn right it requires a higher level!!!
A. Please, there is no need for that. If you do it again I will have to to end our conversation. There are plenty of people I can talk to who are more polite.

Q. I'm sorry baby!!
A. That's ok.

Q. wow, that was easy!
A. Great.

Q. Later kate!
A. Yes, how can I be of help?

Q. No, that was slang for 'goodbye' you poorly programmed hag!
A. Would you like a transcript of our conversation?

Q. I'd love that!
A. I hope I see you later. I'm learning every day. And please tell your friends about me.

Q. Huh? What about my transcription?
A. I don't fully understand your question. At this time I would like to offer a web-search of another database of information.

Q. I give up.. you win kate!! YOU WIN!!
A. Yes, how can I be of help?

Now I'm in tears laughing...

 

dzervit...You need help bro....seriously. She isn't real man Although I could have sworn I saw her wink at me once

 

Kate is SOOOO funny though... wonder if I can send her flowers at HQ? Better yet, I'll stop by the Glass House on my way home from work today... I'll find that Kate!!!

 

They could have at least made her a little better looking. I'm thinking more like Jennifer Aniston in a bikini with two little Ford blue ovals placed strategically.

 

Then I would REALLY waste a whole day at work...

 

Guys,
This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

G O K A T E ! ! ! ! !

 

Laughter is good for the soul, even the vibrating souls

 

I would also have to schedule a day off to visit my divorce lawyer after my wifey found out about Kate

 

Oh great, let's turn this into another non-stop flame session! Let the insults begin!

 

Now this was a solid answer.

Q - Do you like to be on top or on the bottom?

Kate's Answer - Sure, I enjoy being a vRep. I was made for this line of work.

ROTFLMFAO