bubba was going to pick up his buddy beau with his new ford pickup,when he pulled up beau jumped in and asked bubba.Where did you get the new pickup ? bubba said do you remember vicky? and beau said yes that girl who's sweet on you and bubba said yes,then went on to say she picked me up the other day in this new ford and drove to the woods and took off all her clothes and said take whatever you want, so i took the new ford pickup, just then beau exclaimed" that was a good choice because her clothes would not fit you." ar arrrrrrrr

 

Is this how you got your truck???

 

I wish my truck was free

 

sounds good to me

 

um ok

 

Perfect time for this Joke then



>Road Rage
>
>
>Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned
>green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman in the
>car behind him is watching traffic pass around them.
>The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and
>yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move.
>
>The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting
>and raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel
>and dash. The light turns yellow and the woman begins
>to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams
>profanity and curses at the man. The man, looks up,
>sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
>intersection just as the light turns red.
>
>The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration
>as she misses her chance to get through the
>intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she hears a
>tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a
>gun held by a very serious looking policeman.
>
>The policeman tells her to shut off her car while
>keeping both hands in sight. She complies, speechless
>at what is happening. After she shuts off the engine,
>the policeman orders her to exit her car with her
>hands up.
>
>She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and
>place her hands on her car then handcuffs her and
>takes her to the police station where she is
>fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and
>placed in a cell.
>
>After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the
>cell and opens the door for her. She is escorted back
>to the booking desk where the original officer is
>waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm
>really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled
>up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
>flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a
>blue streak at him. I noticed the "Choose Life"
>license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper
>sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper
>sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem
>on the trunk.
>
>Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."

 

OK much better than the first one...

 

ZZZZ....ZZZZZZ......ZZZZZZZ...boring
-wb

 

....I liked 'em both.

 

I liked em both 2

 

I liked them both also.

 

Attention Snoring user's.


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The Laws of Work
Another dreadful Monday morning is at hand, and many of you are sipping that first cuppa-joe at the office. As such, here are a few forwarded pearls of working wisdom to get you through the day... and week.
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
Arriving to work early sets an expectation that your less ambitious co-workers will not appreciate.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
To err is human, to forgive is not a part of company policy.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
You are always doing something frivolous when the boss drops by your desk.
The people chosen to go to conferences are always the party animals with no intention of learning a thing.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Following the rules will not get the job done.
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
No matter how much you do, you never do enough, let alone too much.
The last person that quit or was fired will be blamed for everything that goes wrong.

 

I liked that Mil, I will be working in a office type setting this summer. -wb

 

I still think the worst joke every told here was Jimmy Deans when he broke 2500 posts

 

haha