A person with short hair or long hair, Who would you trust most?
#3
Well, the long-haired guys are obviously liberal hippie communist love-in going, acid-dropping, "Hey dude, check out my new tie-dye", jobless surfer Californians.
The short-haired guys are clearly conservative Republican fascist stockbroker, gun show going, Dittohead "Do you have any Grey Poupon?", militant zealous freaks.
Meanwhile, the guys with mullets are simply indecisive fence-sitters. All the guys without facial hair are bald-faced liars. Guys with wigs or toupees can't be trusted to represent the truth. And all men with mustaches but no beard have been scientifically proven to be cops.
In order to avoid being typecast into any of these groups, I've decided to grow my hair long but wear it up like Princess Leia, and shave my facial hair like Abraham Lincoln. They didn't call him "Honest Abe" for nuthin' you know, and who doesn't trust Princess Leia?
(Absurd enough for you? )
The short-haired guys are clearly conservative Republican fascist stockbroker, gun show going, Dittohead "Do you have any Grey Poupon?", militant zealous freaks.
Meanwhile, the guys with mullets are simply indecisive fence-sitters. All the guys without facial hair are bald-faced liars. Guys with wigs or toupees can't be trusted to represent the truth. And all men with mustaches but no beard have been scientifically proven to be cops.
In order to avoid being typecast into any of these groups, I've decided to grow my hair long but wear it up like Princess Leia, and shave my facial hair like Abraham Lincoln. They didn't call him "Honest Abe" for nuthin' you know, and who doesn't trust Princess Leia?
(Absurd enough for you? )
Last edited by zonkola; 01-09-2004 at 07:42 PM.
#4
Originally posted by zonkola
Well, the long-haired guys are obviously liberal hippie communist love-in going, acid-dropping, "Hey dude, check out my new tie-dye", jobless surfer Californians.
The short-haired guys are clearly conservative Republican fascist stockbroker, gun show going, Dittohead "Do you have any Grey Poupon?", militant zealous freaks.
Meanwhile, the guys with mullets are simply indecisive fence-sitters. All the guys without facial hair are bald-faced liars. Guys with wigs or toupees can't be trusted to represent the truth. And all men with mustaches but no beard have been scientifically proven to be cops.
In order to avoid being typecast into any of these groups, I've decided to grow my hair long but wear it up like Princess Leia, and shave my facial hair like Abraham Lincoln. They didn't call him "Honest Abe" for nuthin' you know, and who doesn't trust Princess Leia?
(Absurd enough for you? )
Well, the long-haired guys are obviously liberal hippie communist love-in going, acid-dropping, "Hey dude, check out my new tie-dye", jobless surfer Californians.
The short-haired guys are clearly conservative Republican fascist stockbroker, gun show going, Dittohead "Do you have any Grey Poupon?", militant zealous freaks.
Meanwhile, the guys with mullets are simply indecisive fence-sitters. All the guys without facial hair are bald-faced liars. Guys with wigs or toupees can't be trusted to represent the truth. And all men with mustaches but no beard have been scientifically proven to be cops.
In order to avoid being typecast into any of these groups, I've decided to grow my hair long but wear it up like Princess Leia, and shave my facial hair like Abraham Lincoln. They didn't call him "Honest Abe" for nuthin' you know, and who doesn't trust Princess Leia?
(Absurd enough for you? )
Oh - I never wore a rug, though (I think).
#5
Hair length is probably more of a fashion statement than a reflection of someones character. I think a lot of us have migrated from short to long or long to short as we hit different stages of our lives. I think one reason a lot of guys start going shorter is because as we grow older our hair starts thinning and it just looks better short. I say if you've got a healthy stand of hair, go for it, it's entirely up to the individual.
#7
Originally posted by 99 ranger bob
Im not predjudiced i trust noone its alot safer that way!!
Im not predjudiced i trust noone its alot safer that way!!
but i dont think someones hair length would change how much i could trust them. it would depend on the rest of the way they looked, carried themselves, and how they acted. id probably go with the short haired guy first though.
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#10
I pretty much trust anyone until he/she gives me a reason not to. I had long hair then I got tired of running over it with the creeper and having it in a puddle of anti-freeze. I never had it quite long enough for a ponytail, nor was I the type of person that would wear one. I have jokingly threatened to grow one and be one of those funky 50ish dudes with a ponytail. It was more of a maintainence thing for me, just too much hassle to take care of after a while.
#11
I try not to judge people by their outward appearance.i'v seen good and bad from both sides.I had long hair back in my teenage years,but even then I never stole from people,never disrespected other peoples property.I always had a job,not all of which i enjoyed,but i always considered myself a productive citizen.I went on to raise 8 children,all of which had a highschool education,2 went on to college,one is headed for Iraq,and all but 1 are currently employed,and he will be when he gets out of high school.it's easy to sterotype people but there is more to it than their outward appearance.
#12
Originally posted by Fordfaggiole
I try not to judge people by their outward appearance.i'v seen good and bad from both sides.I had long hair back in my teenage years,but even then I never stole from people,never disrespected other peoples property.I always had a job,not all of which i enjoyed,but i always considered myself a productive citizen.I went on to raise 8 children,all of which had a highschool education,2 went on to college,one is headed for Iraq,and all but 1 are currently employed,and he will be when he gets out of high school.it's easy to sterotype people but there is more to it than their outward appearance.
I try not to judge people by their outward appearance.i'v seen good and bad from both sides.I had long hair back in my teenage years,but even then I never stole from people,never disrespected other peoples property.I always had a job,not all of which i enjoyed,but i always considered myself a productive citizen.I went on to raise 8 children,all of which had a highschool education,2 went on to college,one is headed for Iraq,and all but 1 are currently employed,and he will be when he gets out of high school.it's easy to sterotype people but there is more to it than their outward appearance.
Now maybe I missed something here but it almosts seems like you are the one with the stereotype. When you were a kid were all the other longhairs thieving disrespectful and unemployed?
#13
willowbilly3
Some of my friends were less than upstanding for sure.we all hung out together but i always knew which ones to steer clear of when we were together.some of the more refined kids in my group with the short hair from real nice homes and nice cars were actually worse than us.they seem to think they were better than some of us.thats why appearances can be decieving from my point of view
#14