With all this talk about marriage and stuff,

And, who carpe_diem really is:

 

Wow. Dude. This really catches me off guard.
I never figured you for the kinda fella that would fall in love with a barn yard animal TOO.

Is you (human) spouse aware of this?

You really should decide one way or another, you know. I do not think your actions are fair to either . . . Woman.

<== tung a mile deep in cheek

 

OK this is starting to worry me
can we take up a collection to send Carpe an escort, now that this buisness with Fuzzy's avatar is straightened out.

 

Let's get him a high class one. I'll ante up a dime *myself* to the cause!

(anything to divert attention from my <ever so dreamy> eye)

 

Don't worry about your eye Elton.... sorry I just couldn't resist