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I have a Ford Logo off of a 83 F-150 Grille that Im giving the person I drew on the drawing
He's a big Chevy fan and we kid him all the time at work and the dragstrip
So Im putting a card in that says "Here is something that will add a guaranteed 100 horsepower to your car, hope you like it"
And in the sack it's going to have that logo

 

That's a good one Andy!
My mother-in-law got thong underwear from somebody last year...(*shudder to think*)

Other Bower is giving her best friend a book called How to Build Your Own Coffin. Nothing says Xmas like caskets, eh?

 

haha, Id like to find that book

 

In our drawing at work, I got a guy who is a big Chevy fan as well. I got him a remote-controlled Lightning with a mini tow-hitch cover that says "remove to tow Chevys"

 

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Schiffer Books . com (can we post links anymore?)
$12.95

 

our youth has that every year. one year someone a late nite urinal, complete with similated urine (apple juice), another got used underwear- complete with stains and 'buckshot'. good times, oh the memories. -wb
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93 bronco

 

That is really odd, BBB!
We try to give one person every year a gag gift whether it's the gift itself or how it's wrapped.
Several years ago my wife and her mom gave her sister a watermelon wrapped in a car jack box.
Last year she sent her sister (who is a vegetarian) a bunch of goodies from the whole foods market, wrapped in a butcher shop bag with the phone # 1-888-XXX-PORK in bold letters on the side.
My brother wanted a blaze orange felt hat from Woolrich, so we got it and put it in a huge box with rocks and things, warned the kids all night long not to touch it because it would break if they moved it. Everyone was so careful, it was hilarious.

 

Those are some funny ideas.
I have some wrapping paper I may use for my g/f
It says "If you open this package you must perform **** *** on the giver"

 

i bought some scratch off tickets for my dad one Xmas... some were real, and some were FAKE! he said" ill split it half and half with ya if i win" the look on his face when he thought he owed me $250.00 was priceless! everyone else knew they were fake, so we all got a good laugh out of it. i bet i could pull that one off again

my brother and brother in law have a sort of competition going to see who can make the most complicated gift to recieve. things have included metal boxes welded shut with nothing in them, or a map so you can dig up your yard to see which spot has the present buried in it.

 

My personal favorite is the electric shock pen. You push the top like any normal "click" pen and whammo you get a shock. It scares the crap outta people.

 

My mom had a lighter like that before my sister had a pacemaker
I think they are stupid tho
Well, maybe that's because my sister has a pacemaker and it would kill her if she got ahold of it

 

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inflatable women make good gag gifts.

a few years back, I saw an inflatable sheep called "the Love Ewe" advertized in the back of "the New Yorker" magazine, even came with garters!