Did you know squirrels love pumpkin in the late fall.

 

I would like to buy passage of the quickest ship to reach the port of S.F.
I left my heart on a post card and want to burn it.

 

It's a comfortable, cloudy, dreary day Sunday here.
I can say I have no plans. Some promises to put off though.

Its wet out from last night rains. Football is boring too.
We watched part of a season of "Outlander" last night.
Stayed up till near 2 am when the episode ended.

The cat is sitting atop a Box with a Pellet Grill inside.
If we were in Asia I could let Her try it out ! ... :coffee: ...

I really should try to help straighten the place up.
Procrastination is really a great topic to think on ! ...... :coffee: ......

Another cup and I'll be ready to try that. ............ :coffee: ............

 

I never really cared for weirdo rock n roll.

 

Fido jumped upon the bed behind "mom" and "dad" while they were engaged in carnal activity.
Did it resemble the position of two amorous canines?
Fido tilts his head as to question if this is an anthropomorphic activity?
Are these mutant, hairless descendant humans really weird or what?
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I can neither confirm nor deny the validity of such an occurrence.

 

In the early 1970s, researchers discovered that a certain enzyme in a specific breed of seagull chicks
granted dolphins that ate them a dramatically increased lifespan. Hoping that this could be made viable
for humans, they started extensive testing. Unfortunately, the breed of gulls wasn't native to the area
around their laboratory.

They sent a research assistant up the coast to gather additional specimens. On his way back with a
truckload of the tiny birds, he accidentally struck a cougar in the road. Unfortunately for him, it was
(at the time) the state animal, and harming one was a "felony."

He's charged with transporting young gulls across a state "lion" for "immortal porpoises."

 

The new Minister looked almost exactly like country singer Conway Twitty & after settling in at his house,
he decides to introduce himself to some members of his congregation. The first stop was an elderly couple.
He knocks on the door, the woman answered and yelled "Conway Twitty! Pa, come quick, Conway Twitty's
come to visit!" The minister says, "No ma'am, I'm the new Methodist minister, and I'm meeting my parishioners.
" They talk for a while, he goes to the next house on his list.

Once there, he knocks on the door, a middle-aged woman answers, and again, "Conway Twitty! Oh my,
I'm such a big fan of your music!" Again, the minister has to tell her "No ma'am, I'm the new Methodist minister,
I'm introducing myself to my parishioners." They talk for a while, he leaves.

His experiment isn't going at all according to plan, so he decides to stop after one more house. When he arrives
he knocks on the door, but there's no answer. He waits a minute and knocks again, then hears someone running
toward the door. It opens to reveal a beautiful redhead, still dripping wet from the shower, wearing nothing but a
towel clutched in one hand. Her eyes widen and she lifts both hands to the sky, dropping the towel. "Conway Twitty!"

Minister Conner pauses, says "Hello, darlin'."

 

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE !

I heard today that Spielberg and Tom Hanks mansions didn't burn in the Fire.
See Asbestos is better. ... Lol ...

But Mell Gibson says his mansion burned to the ground along with all he has.
"My family is safe; the material stuff can be replaced."

An LEO once said, "if the wind and conditions are right LA can burn to the Sea."

 

I love my morning house coat. TWTS !

 

 

 

Anybody like the inflation rates ?

 

Offer a total count of leapers over the next 50 years ?

 

I sort of think that Pro Football has always been a gamming thing cause of all of the Adds !

 

SHE'S NOT EXACTLY DEPRESSING EITHER !