Twelve FTE Days of Christmas
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12-22-2013, 09:58 PM
Twelve FTE Days of Christmas
Here you go boys and girls. Well, GB Sisson inspired me with the Favorite Things lyrics. All the entries were great and I knew I couldn't compete with all the excellent lyrics. So since it is the Christmas season I thought I would do a Christmas song. I thought about for a few days and got down to work on it tonight. Here it is. I tried to keep it Ford Truck related and the rhymes close to the original... I hope you enjoy it and feel free to add your own versions!
The 12 FTE Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas Mid-Fifty sent to me,
A Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the second day of Christmas my wife gave to me,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the third day of Christmas Craftsman sold to me,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the fourth day of Christmas my rich uncle gave to me,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the fifth day of Christmas a junk yard crushed before me,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the sixth day of Christmas a bad ebayer sold to me,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the seventh day of Christmas Dennis Carpenter mailed to me,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the eighth day of Christmas BigWin gave to me,
An 8-Cylinder a purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the ninth day of Christmas Julie PM’ed me,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing,
An 8-Cylinder a purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the tenth day of Christmas Number Dummy emailed me,
Ten Ford numbers for Keeping,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing
An 8-Cylinder purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas a Truck Stocker gave to me,
Eleven Sponge Bob PJ’s
Ten Ford numbers for Keeping,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing
An 8-Cylinder purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas FTE sent to me,
Twelve FTE’ers to do brakeline plumbing,
Eleven Sponge Bob PJ’s
Ten Ford numbers for Keeping,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing
An 8-Cylinder purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
Merry Christmas to all FTE'ers and their families... and lets remember the reason for the holiday!
On the first day of Christmas Mid-Fifty sent to me,
A Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the second day of Christmas my wife gave to me,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the third day of Christmas Craftsman sold to me,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the fourth day of Christmas my rich uncle gave to me,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the fifth day of Christmas a junk yard crushed before me,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the sixth day of Christmas a bad ebayer sold to me,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the seventh day of Christmas Dennis Carpenter mailed to me,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the eighth day of Christmas BigWin gave to me,
An 8-Cylinder a purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the ninth day of Christmas Julie PM’ed me,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing,
An 8-Cylinder a purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the tenth day of Christmas Number Dummy emailed me,
Ten Ford numbers for Keeping,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing
An 8-Cylinder purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas a Truck Stocker gave to me,
Eleven Sponge Bob PJ’s
Ten Ford numbers for Keeping,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing
An 8-Cylinder purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas FTE sent to me,
Twelve FTE’ers to do brakeline plumbing,
Eleven Sponge Bob PJ’s
Ten Ford numbers for Keeping,
Nine Ladies Tee-heeing
An 8-Cylinder purring,
Seven Dash ***** a-glimmering,
Six seat covers a fraying,
Five Olden Rigs,
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Wrench Sets,
Two Mechanics gloves
And a Tootsie Roll in a baggie.
Merry Christmas to all FTE'ers and their families... and lets remember the reason for the holiday!
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12-23-2013, 12:50 PM
Great job. Very, very funny! But I don't get the first day... Tootsie roll in a baggie? I drove past the local dog park yesterday and there was a guy leaving with his dog, carrying something that looked like that.......I'll be thinking about my verses today while I'm planing 4000' of 1x12.
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12-23-2013, 12:57 PM
Great job. Very, very funny! But I don't get the first day... Tootsie roll in a baggie? I drove past the local dog park yesterday and there was a guy leaving with his dog, carrying something that looked like that.......I'll be thinking about my verses today while I'm planing 4000' of 1x12.
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12-23-2013, 08:42 PM
But I was born in '53. When I was 53, I bought this '53 f350. Unfortunately a few years later the recession hit, and hit hard in the building industry. I sold it to keep the farm, and my ***. I'll have another '53 one day, but my wife was born in '57 and I'd like to buy her something from '57 when she turns 57 in just over a year. Anybody got a cheap t-bird. haha.
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12-23-2013, 10:40 PM
But I was born in '53. When I was 53, I bought this '53 f350. Unfortunately a few years later the recession hit, and hit hard in the building industry. I sold it to keep the farm, and my ***. I'll have another '53 one day, but my wife was born in '57 and I'd like to buy her something from '57 when she turns 57 in just over a year. Anybody got a cheap t-bird. haha.
Oh yes, I forgot you had that neat 53 F350 Express. My wife was born in 1957 too. And she would like to have a 57 Third with the port hole windows.