April Showers in Ontario Thread
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UMMm I don't know how to say this guys but...... I love MoPARS, born an raised on 'em. Dad bought the '77 F-150 and I bought that and bin a Ford guy ever since. Got absolutly no use for a gm at all no matter what they try. It seems that when ford or mopar does something the gm guys are always playing catch up. What makes me even hate them more is when you watch Power block on Spike TV it's pretty much gm. Maybe they should call it the gm hour. LMAO
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UMMm I don't know how to say this guys but...... I love MoPARS, born an raised on 'em. Dad bought the '77 F-150 and I bought that and bin a Ford guy ever since. Got absolutly no use for a gm at all no matter what they try. It seems that when ford or mopar does something the gm guys are always playing catch up. What makes me even hate them more is when you watch Power block on Spike TV it's pretty much gm. Maybe they should call it the gm hour. LMAO
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X2 on that one Ger... Had a PAIR of '69 R/T Chargers 1- auto the other a 4 gear. auto was the Old girls royal blue the other BIG BAD ORANGE we know whos that was. lmao Wish I had 'em both back again. Fastest one I had (built) was a '67 valiant 2 dr post came with a 6 when I was done had a 440 auto in her... no rear seat 4.10 posi with a drag pac.luved that one Peg called it Moms worry. Had afew gms nothing but trouble and money pits. Sorry guys as I said B4 Bill Elliott was my guy with the T-birds and Kasey Kahane is now.. don't like that he's driving a chebby but. well bed time for this guy new pills again. you all have a good night and play safe.
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Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up inthe hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so itworks well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's *** and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!
What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up inthe hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so itworks well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's *** and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!
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