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I stole this............
A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze was
warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those “feelings” again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, “take the dog for a walk.”
A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze was
warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those “feelings” again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, “take the dog for a walk.”
11-06-2016, 08:38 PM
11-06-2016, 08:44 PM
I stole this............
A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze was
warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those “feelings” again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, “take the dog for a walk.”
A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze was
warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those “feelings” again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, “take the dog for a walk.”
11-06-2016, 08:52 PM
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Good one Roy!
I'm caught up but it never happens fast or in one sitting. See what I can remember............
Doug has a clean happy tractor.
Nice wheels and tires Andre
Darren, that sucks! Good luck tracking down a take off bed.
Iowa Tim and Andre, you can both keep the snow in the Midwest. I won't miss it!
Nothing to exciting around here. Woodstove sold Saturday and that was the last part of the old stuff to go. Did the first weekly cleanup on the pellet stove this weekend.............no mess and what a piece of cake! Think I'm going to pick up a little shop vac though as the big monster I have is a pain in the ***. Really liking the ease of just walking into the garage for pellets and dumping them in! Relocated the thermostat Saturday and it is keeping the whole house at a consistent temperature. Very happy with the decision.
Mikey is doing good and has his 3 month appointment tomorrow. Looks like a solid 26 inches and my guess is over 15 pounds. Growing like a weed, some of the 6 month clothes fit a little snug already!
Have a good week guys!
I'm caught up but it never happens fast or in one sitting. See what I can remember............
Doug has a clean happy tractor.
Nice wheels and tires Andre
Darren, that sucks! Good luck tracking down a take off bed.
Iowa Tim and Andre, you can both keep the snow in the Midwest. I won't miss it!
Nothing to exciting around here. Woodstove sold Saturday and that was the last part of the old stuff to go. Did the first weekly cleanup on the pellet stove this weekend.............no mess and what a piece of cake! Think I'm going to pick up a little shop vac though as the big monster I have is a pain in the ***. Really liking the ease of just walking into the garage for pellets and dumping them in! Relocated the thermostat Saturday and it is keeping the whole house at a consistent temperature. Very happy with the decision.
Mikey is doing good and has his 3 month appointment tomorrow. Looks like a solid 26 inches and my guess is over 15 pounds. Growing like a weed, some of the 6 month clothes fit a little snug already!
Have a good week guys!
11-07-2016, 12:05 AM
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Good evening 1 pagers.
Trying to keep up with this thread is a full time job.
Sense this is joke night...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went huntin' and dey got lost in the woods. When Boudreaux began lamentin' dere fate, Thibodeaux said, "You know, I heard dat the best thing to do if you get lost is to fire tree shots in da air."
So dey did dat, and waited a while. When no rescue party showed up, dey fired tree more shots in da air. Finally, when dere was still no response, Thibodeaux said, "Well, I guess we better fire tree more shots."
"OK, if you say so," said Boudreaux. "But somebody better come soon . . . we about out of arrows!"
Trying to keep up with this thread is a full time job.
Sense this is joke night...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went huntin' and dey got lost in the woods. When Boudreaux began lamentin' dere fate, Thibodeaux said, "You know, I heard dat the best thing to do if you get lost is to fire tree shots in da air."
So dey did dat, and waited a while. When no rescue party showed up, dey fired tree more shots in da air. Finally, when dere was still no response, Thibodeaux said, "Well, I guess we better fire tree more shots."
"OK, if you say so," said Boudreaux. "But somebody better come soon . . . we about out of arrows!"
11-07-2016, 01:32 AM
11-07-2016, 05:23 AM
Good evening 1 pagers.
Trying to keep up with this thread is a full time job.
Sense this is joke night...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went huntin' and dey got lost in the woods. When Boudreaux began lamentin' dere fate, Thibodeaux said, "You know, I heard dat the best thing to do if you get lost is to fire tree shots in da air."
So dey did dat, and waited a while. When no rescue party showed up, dey fired tree more shots in da air. Finally, when dere was still no response, Thibodeaux said, "Well, I guess we better fire tree more shots."
"OK, if you say so," said Boudreaux. "But somebody better come soon . . . we about out of arrows!"
Trying to keep up with this thread is a full time job.
Sense this is joke night...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went huntin' and dey got lost in the woods. When Boudreaux began lamentin' dere fate, Thibodeaux said, "You know, I heard dat the best thing to do if you get lost is to fire tree shots in da air."
So dey did dat, and waited a while. When no rescue party showed up, dey fired tree more shots in da air. Finally, when dere was still no response, Thibodeaux said, "Well, I guess we better fire tree more shots."
"OK, if you say so," said Boudreaux. "But somebody better come soon . . . we about out of arrows!"
!!! Hahahaha..JK...I had a friend of mine who is an avid Bama fan post on FB this question.
What do sandcastles and LSU have in common??
They both look good until the Tide rolls in!
Dak, be careful up there.
You guys have a good day.. wonder what WikiLeaks in going to put out today??
