~Stuff you can say instead of cuss-words


Like;

GAD!
BLAST!
GADZOOKS!


The older and funnier (and the more obviously in place of something ELSE)

The better!

Let's see how inventive you are.....


DOH

DRAT

BLAST

GAD

GADZOOKS!


~ One point each for adding one...

 

BALDERDASH!!!

BLAST and DRAT!

GADZOOKS!

Many of these seem hilariously funny - and that is the whole intention!

How stupid profanity seems at last...

"GREAT CEASARS GHOST!!!"


"Fornicate it anyway..."

 

Why do we use such words?

 

Futhermucking Bun of a sitch.

 

Bah, humbug!

 

This man is a mind reader!

 

Shut the Front Door!

 

*** whole!

 

I'm drawing blanks otherwise, being from the NY metro area it's not too often people have a probelm with just using the REAL word...

I have heard a lot of people use the term "Charlie Foxtrot" to refer to a disorganized effort to do something.

 

BLATHER!

BLASTED!

CRUD

DUNG...

*You could go through the entire A-B-C with this

CLOD

*****

PUNK

JACK

DORK

OH: - did I forget you?


BUSTER




(Yeah ~You)

 

CRAPOLA and BALDERDASH!!!

 

Here's one for you:

What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports?.mp4 - YouTube

 

I don't DO video - my town isn't part of this millenium...

 

Well, that shucks.......

 

You see my conundrum -

I am technologicaly CIRCUMCISED, Sir!

My nearest internet NODE is;
"Peckerwood Point,TN"




~ I don't know what it is about that statement, but it is damned funny!


*They think "DIAL-UP" is a new thing...