2012 BS Thread Extraordinaire! "Let the BS flow"..........
#4774
Now if you can just make it through his puberty without killing him, you'll have a buddy to work on old fords with!
Don't ask me how I know............................
Don't ask me how I know............................
#4776
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Thinking back to my daughters birth, the first week or so wasn't so bad. All of my wifes (girl) friends were over and everytime my daughter so much as moved someone was there to tend her. Getting some "daddy" time was really tough. After about a week the new wore off and life started to return to normal. One of my wifes best friends was there helping out. (Wife had a few problems so the first 2 weeks she was down quite a bit of the time). Anyway, they decided it was time that "dad" changed a diaper.
Let me tell you, I've had horses and cows that could not have done a better job in that diaper! I needed a fire hose and a gas mask to get by that. The women were having one heck of a good belly role laugh and wouldn't lift a finger. Wife's friend got some pics that I still have to suffer through a couple of times a year.................
You are going to love it!!!!!!!
Let me tell you, I've had horses and cows that could not have done a better job in that diaper! I needed a fire hose and a gas mask to get by that. The women were having one heck of a good belly role laugh and wouldn't lift a finger. Wife's friend got some pics that I still have to suffer through a couple of times a year.................
You are going to love it!!!!!!!
#4777
Lol.............I can identify with that! I changed diapers TWICE on my firstborn (daughter), and after I threw up the second time I never changed another............How something that small can produce something that smells that bad, be so damn cute is beyond me.....
#4781
There is just something about baby crap that set's me off. I've butchered litterly TON's of "critters" Been in combat and seen dead burnt bodies, smelled burning crap/diesel in Nam, and none of it ever made me puke. One crappy diaper and I'm hurling...........Go figure...........lol
#4782
lol its the little things in life that get to ya don lol..or should i say your nose..
one of my worst gagging experiences was on the last elk my dad shot...he was in a hurry cleaning it out and we found out he had gut shot it once when it was running after he shot it the first time..
he had just uttered the words while just about finishing up "it doesnt get any worse than this boys" well he cut open the stomach!!!! beleive me it got worse!!!!
why is it when you say something like that something always happpens ro make it worse? lol
one of my worst gagging experiences was on the last elk my dad shot...he was in a hurry cleaning it out and we found out he had gut shot it once when it was running after he shot it the first time..
he had just uttered the words while just about finishing up "it doesnt get any worse than this boys" well he cut open the stomach!!!! beleive me it got worse!!!!
why is it when you say something like that something always happpens ro make it worse? lol
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