The TEN COMMANDMENTS of AUTO REPAIR
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04-13-2003, 01:56 PM
The TEN COMMANDMENTS of AUTO REPAIR
and the Wise Wolf spaketh, saying thusly:
1) Thou shalt never turn on the green valve FIRST
2) Woe unto Ye who storeth thy sacred torch amongst Ye miscelanious oils and fuels..
3) Ye shalt verily practice industrial safe husbandry of all manner of methods and arts, lest Ye be blind, deafened, maimed, poisoned, or six feet under in a box - wherefore She Thy Spouse will be much distressed at Thy lapses in Thy faith
4) Insofar as ye be in goode faith at ne'er loaning a tool out -
be not taxing upon Thy neighbor in such wise should Ye sacred box prove short...
5) Verily: An idiot maketh do - But a master prepares.
Attempt not an repair without appropriate equipment.
6) In the short run, a thing may be made to work. Yet in the long run that which IS repaired only functions properly if 'tis done properly and well - wherefore:
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTARY
7) Though it may have a price somewhat unseemly - quote not short that which must be done, for SAFETY is precious in the sight of CRAFTSMANSHIP
8) Know Ye all brethren that your works are at all times seen by many. Therefore work Ye not shoddy practice, nor seek to sell parts for commissions sake - but strive to do well by Ye consumer in all things, lest Ye be damned for all time
9) Regarding that above - An Ye follow an poor master - POOR shall all of your works BE
10) THOU shalt keep Thy Sacred RACE TRACK holy, for it is the proof of all things
(PS: If anyone wants to make a poster out of this: GO FOR IT!)
1) Thou shalt never turn on the green valve FIRST
2) Woe unto Ye who storeth thy sacred torch amongst Ye miscelanious oils and fuels..
3) Ye shalt verily practice industrial safe husbandry of all manner of methods and arts, lest Ye be blind, deafened, maimed, poisoned, or six feet under in a box - wherefore She Thy Spouse will be much distressed at Thy lapses in Thy faith
4) Insofar as ye be in goode faith at ne'er loaning a tool out -
be not taxing upon Thy neighbor in such wise should Ye sacred box prove short...
5) Verily: An idiot maketh do - But a master prepares.
Attempt not an repair without appropriate equipment.
6) In the short run, a thing may be made to work. Yet in the long run that which IS repaired only functions properly if 'tis done properly and well - wherefore:
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTARY
7) Though it may have a price somewhat unseemly - quote not short that which must be done, for SAFETY is precious in the sight of CRAFTSMANSHIP
8) Know Ye all brethren that your works are at all times seen by many. Therefore work Ye not shoddy practice, nor seek to sell parts for commissions sake - but strive to do well by Ye consumer in all things, lest Ye be damned for all time
9) Regarding that above - An Ye follow an poor master - POOR shall all of your works BE
10) THOU shalt keep Thy Sacred RACE TRACK holy, for it is the proof of all things
(PS: If anyone wants to make a poster out of this: GO FOR IT!)
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