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Hello World, it's gonna be Wednesday all day long, our local Newspaper is sponsoring a Turkey giveaway along with 10 participating business's here in town, each of the 10 stores will give away a turkey on the Wednesday before thanksgiving, should bring in a little extra traffic to the stores because the customers have to register at the store.
Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."