Glow Plug Light (Newbie Diesel Humor)
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Glow Plug Light (Newbie Diesel Humor)
Got my F350 in November. Been a few months now. Couple of goofy things related to driving it.
Waiting for the GP light. "Dad, you can start the car....we're in the Buick".
Pulling the boat home with the pickup. "Man...I need to buy better fuel, this thing sounds like a ... oh, nevermind."
Anybody else???
Waiting for the GP light. "Dad, you can start the car....we're in the Buick".
Pulling the boat home with the pickup. "Man...I need to buy better fuel, this thing sounds like a ... oh, nevermind."
Anybody else???
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I drive a stickshift.
That has enough humor in itself.
All the times i've tried putting my foot though the firewall.
And then after I get used to the auto, shifting from reverse to drive while turning is amusing. cause i'll slap the shifter while i turn the wheel, and the shifter isn't there. THen gotta reach over and look like an idiot, even though I already pushed the clutch in.
I do the WTS stuff in gas vehicles, so funny.
Just naturally think to wait. its good though, fuel pressure builds up.
That has enough humor in itself.
All the times i've tried putting my foot though the firewall.
And then after I get used to the auto, shifting from reverse to drive while turning is amusing. cause i'll slap the shifter while i turn the wheel, and the shifter isn't there. THen gotta reach over and look like an idiot, even though I already pushed the clutch in.
I do the WTS stuff in gas vehicles, so funny.
Just naturally think to wait. its good though, fuel pressure builds up.
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I had a water in fuel light so I drained the bowl, cleaned it out and filled it with diesel power and drained it a few times for good measure. Someone came home while i was doing all this and distracted me long enough for me to forget to close the drain valve. Took about 2 miles to realize what i had done. Now I have a stain of shame from my driveway all the way to the side street I stopped on to run up and close the drain valve.
Ooops.
Chris
Ooops.
Chris
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The foot through the fire wall every time I get in my wife's car.
Spent a 1/2 hour trying to figure out how to start a vehicle to move it out of the way on the job site. There was a place to stick a key but it didn't turn - finally found a button to push. Hadn't see that since my old old FJ40 LandCrusier (pre seat belt era) - that one just had a push button to activate the starter and no key... Kind of like the old dozers and front loaders I use - just a button to start them and you have to pull up on the fuel peddle to get them to shut off or turn the throttle below idle to kill it.
My favorite is getting back in my truck after driving a loader all day and almost tearing off the turn signal trying to switch between forward and reverse!
Spent a 1/2 hour trying to figure out how to start a vehicle to move it out of the way on the job site. There was a place to stick a key but it didn't turn - finally found a button to push. Hadn't see that since my old old FJ40 LandCrusier (pre seat belt era) - that one just had a push button to activate the starter and no key... Kind of like the old dozers and front loaders I use - just a button to start them and you have to pull up on the fuel peddle to get them to shut off or turn the throttle below idle to kill it.
My favorite is getting back in my truck after driving a loader all day and almost tearing off the turn signal trying to switch between forward and reverse!
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