The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Lil Johnny receives a parrot as a gift.
The parrot has a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of this bird's mouth is rude,
obnoxious and laced with profanity.
Lil Johnny tries and tries to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words,
playing soft music, and anything he can think of to set a good example. Nothing works.
Finally, lil Johnny gets fed up and he yells at the parrot.
The bird yells back So Lil Johnny picks up the Parrot.
& the bird just gets angrier and ruder.
and in a moment of desperation, Lil Johnny puts the bird in the refrigerator freezer.
For a few minutes, Lil Johnny hears the bird squawk and kick and scream...
then suddenly there is quiet. Not a peep for over a minute.
Fearing that he has hurt the bird, Lil Johnny quickly opens the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly steps out onto John's outstretched arm and says,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I am truly sorry, and I will do everything to correct my poor behavior."
Lil Johnny is astonished at the bird's change of attitude and He's about
to ask the parrot why the dramatic change in his behavior but
the bird continues to speak, "What did that chicken do?"
The parrot has a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of this bird's mouth is rude,
obnoxious and laced with profanity.
Lil Johnny tries and tries to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words,
playing soft music, and anything he can think of to set a good example. Nothing works.
Finally, lil Johnny gets fed up and he yells at the parrot.
The bird yells back So Lil Johnny picks up the Parrot.
& the bird just gets angrier and ruder.
and in a moment of desperation, Lil Johnny puts the bird in the refrigerator freezer.
For a few minutes, Lil Johnny hears the bird squawk and kick and scream...
then suddenly there is quiet. Not a peep for over a minute.
Fearing that he has hurt the bird, Lil Johnny quickly opens the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly steps out onto John's outstretched arm and says,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I am truly sorry, and I will do everything to correct my poor behavior."
Lil Johnny is astonished at the bird's change of attitude and He's about
to ask the parrot why the dramatic change in his behavior but
the bird continues to speak, "What did that chicken do?"
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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!" The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that? Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" The Airbus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the ****ter, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
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