Here’s the Shady Cargo Truck You’ve Always Wanted
There’s a time in a man’s life, when one must rid of all earthly possessions, acquire a cargo van, some blankets, canned beans, and hit the road. Thankfully for you, we’ve found you such van.
Behold this murdered-out 1984 Ford Ranger box truck, complete with a dual rear-axle conversion, a makeshift cargo box, and—you ready? No title. Yes, the current “owner” and main contact on the Cincinnati, Ohio Craigslist listing states this vehicle does not come with a title.
Exactly why anyone could or would sell a vehicle without a title beats me, but perhaps I should be more concerned about why someone would buy a shady cargo truck without a title. Can we say—serial killer? Yes, that’s who! After all, a 10-ft cargo box is more than enough room for all kinds of things serial killers need to hide.
Dexter, we’ve found your truck!