Man I'm glad I have a ancient SD, 04'. Don't have any of the crap to deal with and I'm happy I don't.
Can you go into the GPS menu and disable the speed reminders?
Don't have to reach across and open door for ejection here. My hearing is programmed to automatically go deaf when I hear that sound from the passenger side.
Same hear but it works pretty much anywhere, at least until I get hit for not listening.