And to prove it, he's homing in on 10,000 posts on FTE. So, BIGKEN, for writing more crap than John Grisham, we salute you. Merry Christmas, and here's an honorary 10k thread dedicated to you.

In all seriousness, congratulations, thanks for all your contributions to FTE, and any less of a man would have spent all that spare time searching for quality ****. (And before you respond to that, I've been workin'!)