Wow... kinda sounds like my dad. He called me last night, and was like "Michelle, what's nine minutes mean?" "Uuhh.. it means... nine minutes? I don't really understand your question.." "Well can you believe it?!" "Believe what?" "I called Pizza Hut, and they said the damned pizza would be here in nine minutes!" "Oh.. those.. evil evil people?" "No, you don't get it.. THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO!" "Oh.. dang.. call 'em!" "I did, an hour ago saying it'd leave with the next driver. I just called again and they said ten minutes and THAT was 45 minutes ago!" "Call Chinese next time.." Kinda funny, I think.