It's 12:47 Am and the Phils are still in the lead. Dare I go to sleep on this one? My H.D. Direct T.V. satellite just went out, I guess I'm not supposed to watch the Phils beat the Rays, have to keep me humble and prevent gloating. Longoria's up and I'm loudly rooting for him. Strike, strike, strike. See that, I'm talking trash and Upton steals home. Shut up Joe, shut up Joe, shut up Joe.


Edit: Unzip the lip, 2-1, will we celebrate on Broad St. or Cottman Ave. Monday night? I know I'll be celebrating on Newportville Rd. tonight (today). My wife likes baseball. Honey, are you awake.