So what's worse:

• The screaming, spoiled, sugar-jacked kids
• The irritating, whiny, over-protective mothers telling boring stories you don't want to hear about how freakin' special their kid is

I say it's a toss up between the kids and moms. Unless the moms are eye candy. "So, Mrs. Hotty, what do you do for fun?"

Heck, just plant yourself in front of the TV until they serve cake and then split.