I'd tell ya that i would fix ya up with my grandma's. but she just doens't cook like she used to, she's gettin a bit old. =\
So, they get burnt sometimes, but i dont mind.

Pasties are great meal.
I'd love to give you some history on it, but I'ma fudge it up.

It was basically a miner meal, or a lumberjack meal. yada yada.