How the Fight Started"

A man and a woman were asleep like two
innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the
morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up
from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap.
That must be my husband!'

So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed,
scared and naked he jumped out the window
like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the
ground, ran through a thorn bush and then
started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up
to the bedroom and screamed at the woman,
'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were
you running?'

And that, folks............is how the fight started...