~ Tom's Midnight Adventure ~
Once upon a time there was a really nice guy named Tom.
Now Tom liked a good adventure, so he decided to go camping with some friends. They had a few drinks and lots of laughs and the evening was turning out to be one of the best in camping history!!!
Tom and his friends were having tons of fun and enjoying the evening. Some of the festivities even included Noodle Balancing!! Tom was very good at this event and showed us all how deftly he could balance his glowing, orange noodle with only one hand!!
Marty, one of Tom's really good friends, said, "No, Tom!!! That's not a noodle!! It's a microphone and we should sing Karaoke for our friends!!!" So Tom and Marty sang to all of us and it was quite wonderful!!!
Well, Marty had brought a little drinky~winky to share with his fellow campers, and this Devil Juice was known as, AHA Toro!!
Tom said to Marty, "Yummy!!! I want some!!!" Not realizing that this was going to turn out to be a HUGE mistake, Marty shared his Devil Juice with Tom.
After Tom had his drink of AHA Toro, he promptly kicked his good friend Marty in the Uh-huhs and Marty went down like a $2.00 ho!!
Not even realizing the agony he had caused to Marty, Tom decided to go for a midnight cruise on his bike. Now, Tom has been riding for quite some time and thought nothing of riding in the dark. After all, he wasn't afraid or anything!!!
Everything was going along just fine, until Tom took a fateful turn into Bunny Ranch Road!!! It must have been those carrot ends that tripped him up, because we all know that Tom is a skilled rider!!!
After the tow truck left and the cleanup crews went home, Tom was finally coaxed into beddie-by in the Bunny Tent with his favorite blankie!!!
Some time during the night, Tom and his blankie finally found their way home. The next day was very quiet, needless to say, and Tom kinda just kicked back and took things very easy for the rest of the day!!!
I think we all learned a valuable lesson from Tom's adventure that fateful night. Do NOT mix fun with AHA Toro, and NEVER drink and ride!!! Tom's license has been suspended and for the next 90 days he must use an alternate form of transportation!!!
