Flatdeck: have a heart for the poor girl she's earning minimum wage! In the old days, a guy would come in an ask for a coffee and doughnut. Now you want a maple leaf brazil nut Viking Danish, a special volume deal on chocky cookies with macadamia nuts from Jamaica and an extra large coffee nick named a toffee? I couldn't remember all that or punch it in correctly either!
Next time, skip Tim Horton's (coffee is mediocre), find some "Mom & Pop" and have a really good sit down breakfast special - you know, eggs, bacon, hash browns and black coffee for $4.99. It's better for you than all that sugar and the coffee refill is free. Leave a tip if it's good (it will be).
Cheers!