when i was in florida, i was dressed in my usual blue jeans, cowboy boots, belt buckle, and t-shirt, and a lady stopped me and asked where i was from. i told her i was from nebraska and she said, and god i love this : "nebraska!? u folks got a tooooornado every fiiiiive minutes up there, don't choo?" she then continued to ask if we had indoor plumbing and electricity...i told her that buffalo still roam around in the west lol