Here's one for ya'll:

Guy was at the doctor getting a physical.
Doctor and his nurse assistance were in the room when the doctor told the guy to drop his pants.
The nurse began giggling because the guy had a tattoo on his member that said shorty's.
Well, the doctor finished up the physical and the guy left.
The doctor then started talking to his nurse assisstant telling her 'why don't you go see what 'shorty's' is all about'?
She said I don't even know him, I don't know.....
Doctor replyed, it never stopped you before, and they left it at that.

Well a few days latter the nurse came into work with her hair all messed up, and the same dress from the day before full of wrinkles.
The doctor asked her what happened to you?

She replyed, rememeber shorty?
Well, that wasn't it.... It was

"Shorty's Bar and Grill Jackson, Mississippi"