Amputated left big toe and crushed the other 2 age 4. Dropped grass clippers into foot age 5. Broke left elbow age 8. Broken collar bone age 18. Fractured shoulder blade age 25 Impinged ulnar nerve requiring 2 releases age 37. The top of my head looks like a train yard due to all the stitches, butterflies and just plain old cuts. Several broken ribs over the years. Several broken fingers. Both knees are shot add infinitum.