A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?".

The other guy says, "Well it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there" "So instead of saying 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh ,' I accidentally said "'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one."

The first guy replies "Wow, this is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too! "I was at the breakfast table and wanted to say to my wife 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'