Originally Posted by oneminizut

Here, funny for you because you know where I'm coming from. Riding the Quarter Horse on Friday and the friggn' stirrup busts off under my weight at a fast gait and I cannot recover so I land on my wrist and shoulder that already has bursitis. Ok, fine. Later that day the Lab gets out and I find him. I'm so angry by this point I chase him and slip on a rotted piece of wood. I go flying, twist my knee and land on the leg that was broken in four places in a high speed motorcycle accident. I practically crawl back to the house, sit down and the horses start acting up so I get angry again and try to scare them into submission by hitting the fence. I accidently hit it too hard and broke the wood out so they jumped when emmyndex was in-between them so she almost gets crushed. She comes out screaming at me. I'm an idiot. Oh, what a fun day, have to write that one "Dear Diary: I'm oneminizutclutz".