Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees a
big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees
the wolf again
and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf
again, and this time he is crouched down behind a
rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you
knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!"