Well, I've never been a good liar. Just so everone knows I've never been a child molester (kill em all) Arsonist or Armed robbery. I just liked to get drunk and steal cars. I would never smash the cars. I would just drive drunk for awhile, park the car, then get out and sleep it off in the woods. The cars were always recovered but it's still felony. It's the reason they would never let me in the Marines because of my record. And I tried like 7 or 8 times to get around it and they caught me every time and cut me loose.