Lol, yea Marty just like at church. Personally my favorite is Neptune, Lord of the Deep, who may or may not have helped me out of bad diving situations, storms at sea, and wimmin' in port.

[wildlife police] Reminds me of when a deer landed in my grill on a '73 Mustang. $400 of insured damage, in 1975 dollars. So I figured the deer owed me. I bled and dressed it out and took it to a farmer who butchered it and we ended up with 90lbs of freezer meat.

Two days later the game warden showed up knocking on my door, saying he was going to cite me for not turning that long-eared rat into the state so they could give it to an orphanage. No sh*!, that's what he said, as if it wouldn't really end up in his freezer. So anyway, turns out he was the father of a friend of mine from where I had lived on the other side of the state. Small world. He didn't cite me and I gave him 10lbs of veal.