I get emails all the time for my cousin so I figured I would post one every now and then.





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The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in HazardNebraska , for $200.00. They bought the cow from Nebraska and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased andvery happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cowslike it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. Nomatter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bulland he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise,what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Nebraska ?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where theybought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Nebraska ?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Nebraska ."

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