Hadn't seen this posted here, truthfully i din't look, but it's a goodie!

In the Mud and the Blood and the Beer

Our Father,
Which art in Moab
Four Wheeling by thy name.
To thy trails we come,
Thy maintenance be done
In Garage,
As it is on the trail.
Give us this day our daily drive,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those that holler at us,
And lead us not unto illegal closures
But deliver us from Sierra Clubbers
For thine is the clearance,
The articulation,
And the traction forever.
Amen