Had this one e-mailed to me;

>Brokeback Mountain Wife
>A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed
an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One
was gay and the other a drunk.She thought long and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to
have him around the house than the drunk.He proved to be a hard worker who put
in long hours every day and knew alot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them
worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.Then one day, the rancher's widow
said "You have done a really good job,and the ranch looks great. You should go
into town and kick up your heels"The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night.He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room,
he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her"Unbutton my blouse and take
it off" she said. Trembling, he did as she directed."Now take off my boots." He
did as she asked, ever so slowly."Now take off my socks." He removed each gently
and placed them neatly by her boots."Now take off my skirt." He slowly
unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light."Now take off my
bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
floor.Then she looked at him and said "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're
fired!"