Lets share stories about our redneck moments. Tell us what you have done that shows you might be a redneck.

Heres my story. Well just picked up two goats today. I did not have access to a tote cage. I was scared to tie them down in the back of my truck. (exhaust noise might make them jump over side and hang themselves) So there I was driving down the road with two medium sized goats riding in the backseat of my escort. You should have seen the crazy looks people were giving me. I guess I might be a redneck.