I have had PBR branch modifiy my "Bond, Jimmy Joe Bond" ride with defensive additions, I have a Hamms Beer/Slippery stuff blaster in the reverse sensor system for clouding windshields, the taillights swing out and lauch Black Kow Garden Fertilizer for clogging intakes, bumper bottom opens up to drop chicken poo(slickest crap known to man), Tailgate has a built in gas grille (fer those impromptu roadkill/roadside BBQ's) and a Coors dispenser cleverly hidden in the hitch.

Will that work??