<!--StartFragment --> Two couples were playing poker one evening. Bubba
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress!

Shocked by this, Bubba upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced.

Later, Bubba went to the kitchen! to get some
refreshments.

Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything
that you liked under there?

" Surprised by her boldness, Bubba courageously
admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial
and moral costs of this offer, Bubba confirms that he
is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday
afternoons and Bubba doesn't, Bubba should be at her
house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Bubba showed up at Bill's
house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed
sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their
transaction, as agreed.

Bubba quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon
entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Bubba
come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he
did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out
and after mustering her best poker face, replied,
"Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Bubba came
by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a Poker Player!
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Sarge