Got it- it was hell. Put it in gear, but it's an automatic and I didn't expect the clutch to engage. It didn't. Ended up clamping a pair of vise grips onto it, then proceeded to bend up my timing marks (should have seen that coming). Put it on the other side and it dinged up the water pump outlet, but no functional damage. Ended up putting all my weight on a 1.5 ft handle, no movement, pointed it straight down, laid on my side and put both feet on the end, grabbed the damn tire, and pushed as hard as physically possible. THAT did it.

Mechanics who crank stuff down like this should be shot...