hehehehehe....I like your analogy. Okay, don't take offense to this to any of our members here that live in that area, but I would not recommend living in the North Tulsa area. I don't mean the downtown North Tulsa building district. I mean if you were looking at a map, the North Tulsa area below and to the west of Tulsa International Airport. There seem to be gang related issues, shootings, stabbings, etc. in that area on a weekly basis. And in general, find a location not too close to an apartment complex. I'm sure the other members here will be able to offer more feedback than I have.
If ya wanna check out the crime hotspots or see where registered sex offenders live check this out:
http://www.tulsapolice.org/