Originally Posted by r_reed
maybe his wife already left him.
Nope, no man who knows what a cluster gear is and is also willing to touch one would ever have a dining room and table that clean and with flowery table mats. She still is around.
He probably has a diagonal hash mark indentation in his skull right now from the first/reverse gear and is lying in a pool of blood. If the jury is at least six women in number she is free as a bird.