A couple I like..

-I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody- Herbert Bayard Swope

-All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.- T.E. Lawrence

Baseball is wrong, man with four ***** can not walk.- Confucious