Rant on, I am plagued by slow pokes. I don't know why they come out of the woodwork when I drive, but they do.

I don't realize you were going through that early. Do the signs have lights? Not blinking and it's not school zone time.

Yep, Corvallis has loads of retard drivers. It is only beat by Eugene. Especially watch out for Subaru Wagons.

It is actually a traffic violation to not pull off and let traffic by if you're going under the posted limit. It isn't 3 or 5 or any other number - if you're holding up ONE vehicle you're supposed to let traffic pass. It's ORS811.130. If Corvallis wanted to make loads of money, they'd ticket for that.