I forgot this was a public forum and there is always that one guy that assumes that everybody else is ignorant and that the problem is always the obvious. So to clear this up the u-joints are good, there is lube in the rear, none of the seals leak, the tires have air, the brakes work, yes it is a 4x4 and the 4x4 works, the tank has fuel, and i just replaced the wiper blades.

So ill restate my question. Anybody else ever had anything similar? Thanks.