this was a good one
 

i don't know if this is supposed to be posted up in the forums. if it isn't then feel free to delete it....i just thought it was pretty funny!

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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately -- illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...


http://f654.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downlo...Inbox&inline=1

........ not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes !

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 14 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..


THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work environment.

true that buddy!

That's been around for a few years now, Still good tho.

really? man that sucks. i guess that's what i get for assuming it hasn't been that widely circulated....LOL

love the post!!!
 

hey mxer0022, even if this has floated around for some time now does not mean everyone has read it. I had never saw it and laughed my butt off then hollered at my girlfriend and read it to her. she laughed as well. so thanks for the joy you have brought to our lives today. i am in the process of sending this to all of my friends. have a great day!!!