I gotta go to a kid's birthday party tomorrow.
 

And I don't even have any kids.

All those little booger machines running around hollering.

At least there will be some football and baseball games on TV.

Be glad it's not at Chuck E Cheese!

David, I couldn't be taken into that place at gunpoint. I went in there for about 5 minutes once and I'm certain it scarred me for life.

They were everywhere - screaming, crying, running around in pizza - stained "spongebob" shirts, putting the bite on their parents for money - it was a scene right out of Dante's Inferno.

How old are the kids?

I bet you'll have lots of fun! Especially after they get all jacked up on sugar... Oo. :-blah Oo.

Hell, I don't know. 8, 19, something like that.

At least there won't be any damned pinata this time. Someone always gets clubbed, or bent out of shape because they didn't break it or because so-and-so did break it and you have to divvy up the candy to be fair and all that kind of horse sh........

I digress.

I don't hate kids. Really, I don't.

I hate kid parties.

So what's worse:

• The screaming, spoiled, sugar-jacked kids
• The irritating, whiny, over-protective mothers telling boring stories you don't want to hear about how freakin' special their kid is :-blah

I say it's a toss up between the kids and moms. Unless the moms are eye candy. }> "So, Mrs. Hotty, what do you do for fun?" }>

Heck, just plant yourself in front of the TV until they serve cake and then split. 8D

Oh, it's the kids. By far.

I can tune the moms out without much problem.

Hey Steve,

http://mistercmk.com/album/albums/us...lson_ha_ha.jpg

You would be asked to leave rather quickly if you wore a pin that said "Proud member of NAMBLA" :-missingt

Then you wouldn't have to worry.

Thanks alot, Chris.

Sean - wearing a pin with NAMBLA on it would get me shot.

Not a very popular multi-national organization.

Didn't say it was popular just a quick way to get out of party LOL

See if you can get them to wear antlers. You'll know what to do from there.

having 4 step kids and 1 of my own who'll be 8 in November, i'll make sure you get a personal invite to everyone of their birthday parties Steve...Especially the one's at Chuck E Cheese...

The best part is the hour long wait to turn in the tickets that took $50 in video games to win, just to receive $3 in Chuck E propoganda...You'd think the kids were deciding the fate of the free world when picking out that garbage..

The only party i can remember getting forced to go to was a few weeks ago and it was my girlfriends twin cousin turning 18 (female, BTW) and their sister turned 19......now that i think about it i wasnt really forced to much on that one.....

but i did get draged to a baby shower for my sister, that was HELL!