Bring yer beer in off the porch!...BRRRR!!!
 

Well now fellers Lost has reminded me it's been a while since I posted. Sorry folks..it's still hunting season!! Today I'm taking a break. The temps here in southcentral Pa. dropped to 7deg. this morn and my waterlines to the toilet&kitchen sink is froze up harder than a woodpeckers lips! Arrghhh..go figger. The 2 areas I need it most..eh? Oh well, tub is still working and the bathroom sink as well. Not to worry. Last night as I was gittin' ready for work (nightshift) I was brewing up some coffee and heared a ruckus out on the porch. Seems I'd left a case of Busch out yonder and the cats found it. They decided to open it up and roll the cans around on the porch. Yeah..this ain't the first time this has happened! Soon as it sunk into my brain what the noise was I ran screaming for the door..just in time to watch one dumb wurfless cat poke at a swollen near frozen can with a claw extended. GOOOSH! Folks..they just sit there dumbfounded! Hair all blowed back and frozen beer-slush dripping down from everywhere!! Apparently cats have a sense of humor...! Soon enough they all poked out their claws and I had to scramble to salvage 12 cans out of a 30-pack! Thank goodness I left a reserve case in the back of the van..just in case!!! Uhh..ohhh...it's in back of the the van..it's 7degs. ...&%*#! Gotta run folks! Lost..this if fer you Bud! HAW!HAW!HAW! Audie..the Oldfart..

I hear ya it's frigin cold, we ran out of coal today and man is it cold in the house.
Its so cold I cant sleep.x(

I wish I had of those beers . had MY 40TH b-day MONDAY .

Been working out doors stumbling around a 13 milion dollar job sight . Its cold allright .

Hope you got the case out of truck it blows and if you get pulled over try to explain that to cop. LAter

Hee! Hee! Hee! 40th. birthday!!! HAW!HAW!HAW! Lost...I got socks older'n that! Heck I passed a half-century an 2 years just this past Sat.!! Mind ye son I was old enough to date yer Momma when you was still in 3-corner britches! Why I was ridin' Nortons an Triumphs when ye was still usin' trainin' wheels! I knew Harleys when they was still "Made in the U.S.A." back then! WAGH! I went around the "brick-yard turn" at 80m.p.h. when they was still hard workin' folks takin' their lunch-breaks and watchin' the sparks fly off my footpegs..back then! YEEEHAAW! Why me an Inez Whittaker used to go up to Bilgers rocks an.....you ain't kin to the Whittakers ayre ye? (Mebbe best not to got there..jest in case.) I doubt you was much more'n a tadpole when I used to rack balls at Coke Domicos Pool Hall. Gone now I hear. 40yrs. old ehh? Well Happy Birthday you young snot-nosed kid! Audie..the Old..Oldfart....

Guilty on all charges . But do remember the pool hall some. As for the Whittakers No relation . But they have ears , The Grampain MOB you know }>

I heard it said onetime that this guy was so old he farted dust. Im one of them, are you?