new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'


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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

What was that one on the scale...

China will no longer publish a phone directory due to chaos.

There are so many Wing's and Wong's in THE DIRECTORY, people were constantly winging wong numbers.

I felt you needed to know this.

Good morning all...

Hey Steve.

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Morning Steve

Morning george..sean..phil

Hey phil..Whats up..

Same shi*,,,different day Steve.}>

How you doin?

Doing good phil..Trying not to work to hard or hardly working..lol

That's good.
Are you getting some order in your new house now?

It's getting there sloooow.Looking at tv's they are not cheap.Prices are crazy..I got the 32"lcd/hd for the bedroom..

Night sean..

Night Sean

32" in the bedroom??? That's nice!!!

So what are you looking at for the family room?

Congrats on your 2300th post Steve.

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Night Sean

Congrats on 2300 steve. Will rep ya for that when I can.

How's everyone doing? I'm just looking forward to an actual day off tomorrow.

Night Scooter!

Night other Sean.

It's been a long day so good night.The am comes to soon..

Have fun on your day off..

Good night Steve!

Morning Steve and the rest of the NJ peeps, giddy up

Good morning George - wake 'em up

Morning all

Good morning all..

Morning Steve and NJ

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After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: ‘California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.’


One week later, the ‘Newnan Daily Independent’, a local newsp aper in Georgia, reported the following:

‘After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton fields near Newnan in Cowetta County Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Georgia had already gone wireless.’

That was good..

Does that make that kid a "Little S&%T"?

Wrong. This is just plain wrong.

You mean your not going to get one for your kids...:-missingt

You guys are to funny,,,hahahaha
And ,,,good one Donnie....lol

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Hey everyone hows it going?

Steve, still trying to get you back LOL